500-days-of-evgeni-malkin:

hey-hey-hockeytown:

i am a hockey fan

i know how to pee fast

Also I can shower, get dressed, brush my teeth and blowdry my hair during intermission.

crosbylover:

The Blackhawks and Bruins take off their jerseys to reveal that they are in fact the Penguins and the Flyers from the 2012 playoffs in disguise.

creamy-poptartable:

how to make me ignore a post faster in 10 words or less

sassycappy87:

If this was the Penguins in the finals with almost every game going into OT, Id be in a casket by now

staygold-kanerboy:

they say “sudden death overtime” but they don’t realize that the death will be mine

loooooch:

I didn’t think there was anything in the world that could make you so mad and then so happy and then so mad and then so happy and then sad and then frustrated and then elated and then nervous and then just dead. Then I watched hockey.

thelethargian158:

I ship them

you ship them

NBC ships them

jonathanslow:

if i was a goalie in the NHL and everyone tried to taunt me by chanting my name I wouldn’t get siked out, I’d be pumped and like conduct them like fuck ya say my name bitches

jrdnstaal:

are u fking serius

nicklangsthighs:

elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

couturiersmissingteeth:

guy = ok 

hockey player = attractive

hockey player with animal = attractive x2 

hockey player with small child wearing team gear = goodbye

everydayimshufflin71:

Always reblog Geno greeting cats.

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much