i am a hockey fan
i know how to pee fast
Also I can shower, get dressed, brush my teeth and blowdry my hair during intermission.
The Blackhawks and Bruins take off their jerseys to reveal that they are in fact the Penguins and the Flyers from the 2012 playoffs in disguise.
how to make me ignore a post faster in 10 words or less
If this was the Penguins in the finals with almost every game going into OT, Id be in a casket by now
they say “sudden death overtime” but they don’t realize that the death will be mine
I didn’t think there was anything in the world that could make you so mad and then so happy and then so mad and then so happy and then sad and then frustrated and then elated and then nervous and then just dead. Then I watched hockey.
I ship them
you ship them
NBC ships them
if i was a goalie in the NHL and everyone tried to taunt me by chanting my name I wouldn’t get siked out, I’d be pumped and like conduct them like fuck ya say my name bitches
are u fking serius
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
guy = ok
hockey player = attractive
hockey player with animal = attractive x2
hockey player with small child wearing team gear = goodbye
Always reblog Geno greeting cats.
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much